Being British I’m naturally a connoisseur of fine cuisine but I’ve never mastered pancake-folding, crêpe-rolling, whatever you like to call it — until now. My friend and genuine femme française Coralie developed the perfect pancake preparation process but alas, it’s only in French! Perhaps it’s a government conspiracy to preserve tradition. Perhaps she enjoys the sight of Englishmen dribbling … Continue reading How to Roll Crêpes (pancakes) by a Real French Person
Author: Daniel
Online Safety Basics: Clicking & Downloading
Now our child is using computers and the web more and more, I’ve been thinking a lot about protecting children on the internet. There seems to be an endless list of things you should and shouldn’t do but I was struck by some simple advice in the latest Security Now episode (#507) that provides a lot of … Continue reading Online Safety Basics: Clicking & Downloading
Song: Oh! Selector ♪
http://www.youtube.com/embed/77T2keQGLSc Downloads Get high quality versions of this song from iTunes and Bandcamp.Also, free not-quite-so-high quality downloads are available from SoundCloud and Last.fm. Lyrics Now when I was a young boy startin' out in this industry I remember this pearl of wisdom that the internet gave to me. To manipulate or decorate something on a web page First ya gotta grab … Continue reading Song: Oh! Selector ♪
Tech Event Planning Checklist
This is mostly a reminder for myself when planning future tech events (meetups, hackathons, etc.) but others might find it useful too. Just print it out and cross off the bits that aren’t relevant. It’s based on my experience as an organiser, speaker and attendee but if I’ve forgotten something please leave a comment. Early … Continue reading Tech Event Planning Checklist
Screen Readers 1, Humans 0
Spoken version: Yesterday I sent out a one-question survey on Twitter about screen readers. I’d had this fantastic idea for a website plugin that would enable blog editors to easily record an audio version of their blog posts when publishing [1]. Vision-impaired users would rejoice, website traffic would shoot up and I’d be rich and famous. … Continue reading Screen Readers 1, Humans 0
Responsive Is Not Just Visual: Three Useful Web APIs
Mobile users are on the go. They’re rushing to get a train or busy meeting people. They don’t have much time and they’re on a slow connection. Right? The answer of course is not necessarily. So-called mobile browsing could include shopping online while tucked up in bed, sending messages while watching TV or giggling at … Continue reading Responsive Is Not Just Visual: Three Useful Web APIs
Please Retweet This Song ♪
https://www.youtube.com/embed/nMqLs4bWVcM Downloads Get high quality versions of this song from Bandcamp.Also, free not-quite-so-high quality downloads are available from SoundCloud and Last.fm. Lyrics I wrote a new song and put it up on the web. When I checked the next day, the number of plays, to my dismay was ten. Maybe my music is not that great in the end. … Continue reading Please Retweet This Song ♪
Song: Step Away From the Screen ♪
A lullaby for geeks (well, mostly for myself). https://www.youtube.com/embed/b8QP6HySYCg Downloads Get high quality versions of this song from iTunes and Bandcamp.Also, free not-quite-so-high quality downloads are available from SoundCloud and Last.fm. Lyrics Darkness is here and the streetlamps are lit. But you're still awake reading comments on the 'net. You're not in bed yet. So someone was wrong on the internet … Continue reading Song: Step Away From the Screen ♪
Song: Waiting to Load ♪
A short song about the frustrations of slow websites, especially on mobile. https://soundcloud.com/daniemon/waiting-to-load Go to the song’s SoundCloud page to download, leave a comment, etc. Lyrics My heart is pounding as I step off the train So excited to finally see you again. I forgot the address of our meeting place tonight So I get out my … Continue reading Song: Waiting to Load ♪
Song: On the Web ♪
The other day Joe Leech tweeted that he’s “thinking about writing a sit-com about web designers. Best friends Mark Down and Rich Snippets and their hilarious adventures.” Well a sitcom needs a cheesy theme tune so here’s my crack at writing a short song for it. Now all we need are a script, location, actors, production staff… … Continue reading Song: On the Web ♪

